My Beef with Da Vinci

So whether it was Leonardo himself or Catherine de Medici, I am clearly ticked. They are both on my sh!t list for the invention of high heel shoes.

This morning I had five extra minutes and thought, 'E, let's go ahead and jazz it up; not look like a 12yr. old at work today.' So I knocked the dust off a sassy pair of tan peek-a-boo pumps. I start to book it down the hill towards the bus and by the time I rounded the bend onto 24th the kinetic friction was impacting my feet in a very intense way. I am now the owner of a newly pedicured set of toes (color= Pistol Packin' Pink) hovering over a field of blisters. Crap. Back to flip flops and sneakers.