A Sinktastic Tale

Friday, July 28, 2006

Sushi Two Days in a Row leads to Crazy Dreams

Ok, so last night I have this dream that my Tahoe buds are all snowboarding at Kirkwood. The whole time, all I can think is that my toes are killing me. But we end up at the Battered Beaver Saloon for spiked hot chocolates and what not. And I go to take my boots off to get to the bottom of this ailment. When I am de-booted and de-socked, I realize that under each bright pink painted toe nail are jammed numerous almonds. The almonds I speak of are a lovely appetizer served at Herbivore sprinkled with cayenne with a lime squeezed on top. And my friends are all- 'oooohhh duuuuude, you are going to lose all your toe nails!' And I am all- 'crap.' And then we started off on a hunt for a keg tap.