Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk

I emailed some friends... but this is just to embarassing not to share:

ok, so i just had a hilarious experience in the restroom here at work and i thought it would be a disservice not to share it. so not sure if you have seen these toto whack toilets... but picture this... i waltz into a packed bathroom (to take a tinkle i will have you know) and I fling into the stall like a bull in a china shop and my elbow knocks the controller for the heated seat sprayer action on the ground. All in bathroom giggle, and I say 'oops.' No big whoop right? Well then, I pick it up off the floor and slam it back on the wall where it was hanging, but in the process i pushed some unfortunate combination of buttons. while still standing in front of the toilet i hear noises start to come from the throne and witness a spigot come down from inside pointing up at me from within... at this point I start to scream because the water is spraying out of the toilet and I am pressing myself up against the side of the stall to avoid the spray of water (still screaming). The water is covering the bathroom door and puddling on the ground, and I can't get it to stop!! But thankfully I see a STOP button on the machine and slam my hand on it. Everyone in the bathroom is laughing at me and I feel like a moron.